Friday, 30 January 2015

Top 10 Reasons to Bang an Oilers Fan

In conversation with a friend last night regarding everyone's favorite hockey franchise, we came up with a list of 10 reasons to bang an Oilers fan.

And here it is:

#10: Pity. They’re just so sad, and really need you to cheer them up.

#9: They will be easy to seduce, they’re already shame-drunk on $9 arena beers.

#8: You don’t actually have to bang them at all, because apparently just showing up is good enough.

#7: They're obviously OK with kinky stuff, look at how much they seem to enjoy being beaten.

#6: It’s not hard to excite them.

#5: You can do a sexy strip tease while taking off your jersey to throw it on the ice.

#4: Moans and screams will drown out the horn when the other team scores.

#3: Your banging may be the one thing that stops them from committing suicide when the Oilers finish the year in 30th place AGAIN.

#2: They’ll keep showing up, regardless of the performance.

#1: They’re used to be being hammered on the back end.


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