In conversation with a friend last night regarding everyone's favorite hockey franchise, we came up with a list of 10 reasons to bang an Oilers fan.
And here it is:
#10: Pity. They’re just so sad, and really need you to cheer them up.
#9: They will be easy to seduce, they’re already shame-drunk on $9 arena beers.
#8: You don’t actually have to bang them at all, because apparently just showing up is good enough.
#7: They're obviously OK with kinky stuff, look at how much they seem to enjoy being beaten.
#6: It’s not hard to excite them.
#5: You can do a sexy strip tease while taking off your jersey to throw it on the ice.
#4: Moans and screams will drown out the horn when the other team scores.
#3: Your banging may be the one thing that stops them from committing suicide when the Oilers finish the year in 30th place AGAIN.
#2: They’ll keep showing up, regardless of the performance.
#1: They’re used to be being hammered on the back end.