But because it's no fun to start you off with pictures of tofu and salads, we're going to start with the cream of the crap. I'm talking about VEGAN GARBAGE FOOD. Prepackaged nomnoms that you can pack in your lunch which might be vegan, but they sure as hell aren't healthy. We will talk about actual, realistic, healthy lunches later, but in the meantime we are due for a trip to the snack factory.
In no particular order, here they are!
Also in the category of rarely vegan items we have Dortitos Sweet Chili Heat. These are the only vegan Doritos in the universe of Frito-Lay orange-powdered snacks. And they are completely scruptious. These will fix your craving for a salty snack, and will also decorate your desk/blouse/pants with nuclear orange powder for an exciting fashion statement which says "I simply could not help myself".
Corn syrup. Er, I mean, Twizzlers! Which are pretty much 100% corn syrup, AKA the apparent devil. Eat them anyway.
And for the frugal among us, Airheads! These corn-syrupy bad boys are only about 40 cents a piece, and make for the perfect little wind-me-up when you are having a massive processed sugar craving. Which happens to the best of us. Don't beat yourself up about it. Go have an Airhead. I won't judge.
And of course there are more. What are your favorite terrible vegan snacks? Leave a comment and clue us all in on the great sugary/salty noms we could be stuffing in our faces at our desks! :)